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Notes >Terezi : Attempt courtroom drama▲: TH3 ONLY SOUND H3RE 1S TH3 DULC3T TON3S OF YOUR L13S, L4LOND3!
▼: No, I do believe I hear the click of her heels down the stone hallway of this courthouse!
▲: BUT 3V3N YOUR COHORTS C4NNOT S4V3 YOU FROM…
▲: JUST1C3!
▼: -the courtroom door bursts open in a melodramatic manner!-
▼: I Have Arrived Rose
▲: -somewhat delayed shocking development!-
▲: -a scalemate of poor constitution passes out in shock!-(Source: spooky-heretic)
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Notes You can almost smell the awkard.
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Notes [Gore] Terezi meets the Empress
Read more▲: Improper upbringing )(as lead to many a rebelious yout)(.
▲: But )(ave no fear, I will correct your be)(avior as soon as possible.
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Notes Tavros becomes Pantskat and pisses off Karkat▼: HI FUCKASS
▲: uH, hELLO
▲: oH, kARKAT
▲: cOULD YOU, uH, hELP ME
▼: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
▲: wELL RUFIO SAID, i SHOULD BE MORE LIKE YOU
▲: sO I PULLED MY PANTS UP REALLY HIGH
▲: aND, uH, THEYRE STUCK ON MY HORNS
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Notes Oldkat versus John the Hacky
Read more▲: I KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE AND YOU ARE TRYING TO STEAL MY FREQUENT DINER POINTS.
▲: YEAH I’M ONTO YOU
▲: YOU THINK I DON’T SEE YOU ALL ON THE NEWS
▲: BUT I WATCH THE NEWS
▲: I HAVE TO WATCH THE FUCKING NEWS
▲: BECAUSE IT COMES ON AFTER BONERS
▲: AND MY REMOTE IS OUT OF BATTERIES.
▲: YOU AND THE DELINQUENTS THAT PASS FOR YOUR MOIRAILS NOWADAYS
▲: MAKE YOUR SNEAKY LITTLE HACKY SACK GANGS
▲: AND YOU SNEAK INTO MY COMPUTER
▲: AND STEAL MY FREQUENT DINER POINTS.
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Notes [NSFW] wwoww wwhat a fuckin freak you are eq
Read more▲: i think wwe should talk more often
▲: i could sit and order you around all day
▲: alwways keep you busy
▼: D —> Why
▼: D —> So you can humiliate me
▼: D —> And whine to me about your failed romances
▲: just like the wway nature intended eq
▲: you lowwblooded landdwwellers wwerent birthed by the mother grub for any other reason
▲: but to servve your royal superiors
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Notes Nepeta meets bad pet owner!Dave.▲: :33<hi!
▼: oh god youre perfect
▼: this is perfect
▼: shit you cannot believe how happy i am to see you
▲: :OO<why are you so happy?
▼: youre the cat troll right
▼: nepeta or whatever
▲: :33<yeah!
▼: ive got a problem that i need your help withhttp://trollmegle.net/saveLog.php?userId=1599316&strangerId=1599317
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Notes idk who this john is but they are...gr8...▼: i'll always be there for you. ▼: whenever you need me. ▼: unless i'm asleep, i guess. ▼: or like, in the bathroom. ▲: what if i need you then what am i supposed to do ▼: why do you need me while i'm in the bathroom? ▼: i mean, if you were dying or something, i'd run out with my junk flopping around to save you. ▼: but outside of that situation i'm pretty sure you can wait for me to finish and wash my hands. ▲: but what if im being needy ▲: im a very needy person ▼: fine, i'll bring my dad's pda in with me. ▼: i will sit down so i can pee hands free and continue to pester your needy ass. -
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Notes man rose rpers are great▼: Allow me to comfortingly pat you with a virtual hand upon your virtual shoulder. ▼: There. Virtual gesture completed. ▲: vvirtual gesture receivved wwith grace and many thanks ▼: My virtual face has crumpled into a grimace of regret as I virtually wish to retract said gesture, but oh well. ▲: my vvirtual face has curled into a sneer at your vvirtual ill wwill but oh wwell ▼: My virtual face smiles at such a scornful virtual sneer that comes across as just a tad laughable, but oh well. ▲: my vvirtual finger sends a vvirtual fuck you to your vvirtual self ▼: And I virtually accept said virtual profanity and uncouth gesture gladly. -
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