Trollmegle, fuck yeah!
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|▼:||i'll always be there for you.|
|▼:||whenever you need me.|
|▼:||unless i'm asleep, i guess.|
|▼:||or like, in the bathroom.|
|▲:||what if i need you then what am i supposed to do|
|▼:||why do you need me while i'm in the bathroom?|
|▼:||i mean, if you were dying or something, i'd run out with my junk flopping around to save you.|
|▼:||but outside of that situation i'm pretty sure you can wait for me to finish and wash my hands.|
|▲:||but what if im being needy|
|▲:||im a very needy person|
|▼:||fine, i'll bring my dad's pda in with me.|
|▼:||i will sit down so i can pee hands free and continue to pester your needy ass.|
|▼:||Allow me to comfortingly pat you with a virtual hand upon your virtual shoulder.|
|▼:||There. Virtual gesture completed.|
|▲:||vvirtual gesture receivved wwith grace and many thanks|
|▼:||My virtual face has crumpled into a grimace of regret as I virtually wish to retract said gesture, but oh well.|
|▲:||my vvirtual face has curled into a sneer at your vvirtual ill wwill but oh wwell|
|▼:||My virtual face smiles at such a scornful virtual sneer that comes across as just a tad laughable, but oh well.|
|▲:||my vvirtual finger sends a vvirtual fuck you to your vvirtual self|
|▼:||And I virtually accept said virtual profanity and uncouth gesture gladly.|